Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-34147452-20190729210456/@comment-34147452-20190928004129

"Right, when Xavier got to Fireon, He took this place like a storm." She emphasized hers words by dramatically spreading her arms out. "Everyone who identified as female or anything remotely related was subjected to his flirting! He even flirted with my mom because at the time, nobody knew who he was. We just knew him as that guy. Eventually, he started to steal hearts and there were-" she paused, counting on her fingers,

"3? 4? Maybe 5 deities crushing hard on him. It narrowed down to a few and then 'We Hate Xavier' count kept going up. I lead the brigade against his tyranny and we all planned to trap him. But yadda yadda, bada bing bada boom, He's related to us, and is in Love with a sky goddess, gets kidnapped, disappears, reappears, and Turns out his mom is a bipolar Psycho."