User blog:Necrowe/GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Most likely I'll update this a lot so

Damian: Micah is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Calidi: Turn it upside down and use the 6!

Damian: Genius!

Micah, stopping choking momentarily: what the heck

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Hurricane, her upper body having thawed out of the time orb: Wave!

Wave: ?

Hurricane: *points to a vending machine* Get me #34!

Wave: ... you mean Doritos?

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Basically how Celosia came into GGaD-

Phoebe: Angelica!

Xavier: Eliza!

Celosia: *pops out of a bush* aND PEGGY

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People/girls who like Damian/damian fangirls when they see a damicah (?) ship moment:

Damian and Micah: *sitting in a pool*

Shipping Squad: Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub—

Damian Fangirls: —Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay! *nervous laughter*

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Damian and Micah at the bank for some odd reason (I think I like this ship way too much tbh)

Damian: Okay, I'll make the transaction.

Micah: You sure?

Damian: Yeah, I got a chip. *whips out a potato chip*

Micah: Damian, that won't—

Scanner Thing: Transaction complete

Micah:

Micah: *face is basically https://media1.tenor.com/images/7b7821db490eef1db2cd49c367f2d979/tenor.gif?itemid=5236213*

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Xavier: Hello, I'm your free-style dance teacher.

Xavier: *proceeds to do https://m.popkey.co/4218ab/DoAOV.gif*