Thread:Cleverfighting/@comment-31774682-20190520155311/@comment-31774682-20190821055504

So today, my friend and I got into a very big and deep debate, despite me not being very good at debating.

It all started when we kidnapped our other friend and brought her to a classroom the first friend had been hanging out in during lunch.

Lots of people liked to hang out in this classroom during lunch, because the teacher's cool I guess, so most of the desks were taken.

There ended up being only one desk left near my friend, but there was a textbook sitting on the chair.

Me, being the complete lazy push over that I am, decided that it would be much better to simply sit on the floor next to the desk than disturb the textbook.

My friend noticed this and told me to just move the textbook to the little rack things under the chairs where the books are normally kept.

We then proceeded to debate on whether it was better to leave the textbook with its best friend, the chair, or return it to its family, which was on the rack of a different chair because this particular chair's rack already had the necessary textbooks. It was fun. The chair ended up becoming a metaphor for society, friendship, enlightenment, and a few others. Everything ended up getting a bunch of different deep metaphors.

And then the other friend informed us that the floor was lava and I ended up dying because I didn't get on the chair.

My friend eventually won the debate because lunch ended and her classroom was closer than mine.