Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32273133-20181117213311

i love all of these??? how do you find so many?

anywho, some more:

Mirai: See this? This is my "I don't care" face.

Calidi: That's your normal face.

Mirai:

Mirai: maybe I just don't care all the time

Calidi: :(

Clay:  turn that frown upside down!

Calidi:  ):

Clay: listen here you little shit-

Damian:  are you okay?

Micah:  yeah, why?

Damian:  you asked the store clerk if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions?

Damian:  What are you doing?

Micah:  injecting coffee into my bloodstream

Damian: why the hell would you do that?

Micah: Drinking it no longer has any effect on me, it's time to free myself from my mortal fears and go full-blown addiction on this bitch-

Hester:  am I going too far?

Micah:  no no no, you went too far ten years ago. Now we're going to have to send you back to the Pit.

Mirai:  you took advice from Damian?

Calidi:  it's called hitting rock bottom

(sometime in the future)

Micah:  Damian got drunk last night and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

Hester:  write “nothing is set in stone” on my gravestone as both a witty pun and a subtle reminder that I'll be back

Calidi:  So who's in charge here?

Damian:  whoever yells the loudest.

Damian:  usually Micah.

Clay talking to Micah about Damian

Clay:  he's really hot and that smirk he likes to give you is a real turn on

Micah:  Clay he's my boyfriend not yours

Clay talking to Damian about Micah

Clay:  if you break his heart I will both dismember and disembowel you

Damian:

Delphi: Once I pair my disguise with my perfect human impression, the illusion will be complete! *clears throat* Hello, fellow humans! Human fellas! I sure do like hanging out with my fellow humans, talking about things like money and starting wars!

Clay: That's pretty accurate, actually

Delphi:  totally, fellow human!


 * going into a cave*

Micah:  Come on, this way! [squeezes through a tiny crack easily]

Damian:  Oh, you've got to be kidding me. [Tries to fit through] If only I weren't so muscular!


 * in the cave*

Micah: oh, I got it! *turns out flashlight*

Damian:  What are you doing? I can't see a thing!

Micah: shhh!

Damian:  oh. Can you see better if I'm quiet?

Micah:  you may be a dummy but you're not a fool

Damian:  am I supposed to be flattered by this?

Damian:  if you don't eat, you'll die

Micah:  I'm already dead

Damian: but you don't look dead

Micah:  Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body

Clay:  I'm picky so I play the guitar

Calidi: I thought I saw a spider but it was just yarn

Calidi:  It's dead yarn now

Damian: I don't have ducks. I don't have a row

Damian: I have squirrels and they're drunk

Sappho: malarkey

Chester:  ….pardon?

Sappho:  Irish for bullshit

Damian: I like my boys like i like my girls

Xavier:

Jacqueline:

Mockingjay:

Damian: That's it.

Damian: That's the joke

Damian: I'm bisexual

Clay: where can i find [random item]

Micah: I dont know, ask Hanoi

Clay: You think he has one?

Micah: maybe not but I can guarantee he knows someone who does

clay: I am an earthworm. a mole. a naked mole rat. I am an instrument of dirt destruction

micah: I'm concerned about your Minecraft habits

clay, looking up from computer: shhhhhh

Damian: Delphi, you're so short! What can you see down there?

Delphi: your feet, about to be violently stomped on

Clay: hey Hester I have a joke

Hester: ok cool what's the joke

Clay: why did the chicken cross the road

Hester: idk why

Clay: To get to the ugly witch's house.

Clay: knock knock

Hester: who's there

Clay: the chicken

[alternatively]

Clay: hey Hester I know a joke

Hester: ok cool what's the joke

Clay: you

Calidi: Thats ridiculous. Clay doesnt have a crush on me

Micah: yes he does

Damian: yes he does

Enten: yes he does

Clay: yes I do

Anty: Its spelled T-H-E-I-F

Xenon: T-H-I-E-F

Anty: T-H-E-I-F!!!!

Xenon: I before E, except after C.

Anty: T-H-C-E-I-F

Xenon:

Xenon: No.

[random person]: What is wrong with you? You can't just kill anyone you dont trust!

Hester: Yes I can.

Hester: And I have.

Mirai: Out of my way, extras.

Calidi: stop calling people "extras" out because you don't kknow them

Mirai: shut up, extra

Clay: I've been building Calidi's trust for weeks with high fives. Today I'm going to hit him with the too slow. Welcome to the real world, Cali.

Damian: I think I'm a very open person. I'm willing to do lots of things!

Damian: but admitting to Micah that I'm cold after he told me to bring a jacket isn't one of them

Clay: Nose

Clay: I just typed nose with my nose!

Micah: heart

Clay: What the fuck-

Clay: Micah, are you okay???

Clay: MICAH?!

[alternatively]

Clay: Nose

Clay: I just typed nose with my nose!

Damian: dick

Clay:

Calidi: I'm not needy

Clay: You are the definition of needy

Clay: remember when you woke me up at 3 in the morning to make sure we were still boyfriends?

Calidi: ….are we?

Clay, sighing: yes

[on Halloween]

Calidi: Clay, we need more candy!

Clay: But there's only been like 4 kids

Calidi: I know but one of them said she loved me so I kinda gave her everything.

Micah: I am the smartest, most skilled person on this team

Damian: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Micah: I paid for my Doritos. I'm getting my Doritos.

Micah: I need coffee

Clay: You shouldn't have more than three cups in a day, and this is your fifth cup in the last two hours

Micah: give me my coffee you weak ass hypocrite bitch

Clay: I see the glass as half full. Micah sees it as half empty, Damian drinks straight from the bottle, and Calidi breaks the glass for no reason

Micah: shut up

Damian: I didn't say anything

Micah: don't care. shut up.