Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32460917-20181221070157

Calidi: Do you want a quickie?

Clay: Ex- excuse me?

Calidi: A quickie, one of those cake things.

Clay: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE—

Calidi: [comes back to the Keep and sees Clay wrapped up in Christmas lights] Um, what are you doing?

Clay: Hey, Cali. Want some Christmas cheer?

Calidi: You’re tangled in the lights, aren’t you?

Clay: Help.

Micah: I’m cold.

Damian: Here, have my jacket.

Calidi: I’m cold too.

Clay: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on them] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner

Chan: [trips and falls]

Chan: You won again, gravity.

Hester: I lost my nephew Clay, may I make an announcement?

Announcer: sure

Hester, over the loudspeaker: Goodbye you little shit.

Damian: Micah and I-

Chan: Are getting married?

Damian: No, we-

Chan, pulling out a binder: Sit down. I have planned out the entire thing.