Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-34012245-20190107072657/@comment-34012245-20190130142326

Q: How can chemistry students stay positive? A: By thinking like a proton.

Q: Why was the baseball player banned from Chemistry class? A: He kept stealing the base.

Q: How can you tell when a chemistry joke doesn’t work? A: There’s no reaction.

Q: Why was the noble gas so sad? A: Because all of his friends Argon

Q: What happened to the woman who got cooled to absolute zero? A: She’s 0K now

Q: Who’s the most famous spy chemist? A: Hydrogen Bond.

Q: What do you do with a element seeds? A: Barium

Q: When do elements act silly? A: Periodically.

Q: What are Iron Man and Silver Surfer called when they team up? A: Alloys.

Q: What was the chemistry teacher’s favorite type of tree? A: A chemistree

Q: What is the atomic symbol for confusion? A: Um.

Q: Why are chemists so good at solving problems? A: They have all the solutions

I have more but I don't wanna flood you with them so :')

The other guya give you inccorect quotes, but I can't provide any so have these jokes instead.