Thread:YingHe/@comment-36159587-20190318190247/@comment-36159587-20190805062725

Funny story time.

So we all know Galaxian doesn't need to breathe and doesn't have lungs.

And he's 4' 5' ' short tall.

So once he was wandering by a public swimming pool and Max the puppy teleported right next to his heel and knocked him into the swimming pool

GalaxE forgot he could swim and didn't need to breathe. Ironically it was also the 4-feet section of the pool, so technically he could stand right up. Unfortunately, his weight is distributed weirdly and he couldn't get himself upright to do so. He also couldn't teleport at the time and so yeah, major freaking-out at the time.

That was also the last time he drank water (which was half a year ago, I believe). He didn't actually get it in because of his invisible barrier, but he thrashed for, like, a full minute before he remembered how to doggie-paddle and swim over to the ladder, where a wet puppy (who'd jumped in after him and doggy-paddled out first) was waiting for him.

Galaxian now refuses to go three feet near swimming pools.

-Galaxian-