Thread:Crowsoul50/@comment-33229352-20190519042725/@comment-33229352-20191025022434

Jackal: They always ask why you’re hurting them, not what’s hurting you.

Ishmael: YOU STABBED A MORTAL

Ishmael: I think you should play the role of my father.

Orphos: But I don’t want to be your father.

Ishmael: Good, you already know all your lines.

[At Disneyland on the teacup ride]

Spinning calmly while talking: Jackal, Shiloh, Hyena, Raccoon, Ishmael, Huck, Milo

Spinning as fast as they can while screaming: Orphos, Bliss, Gevar, Eagle

Milo: You know, I really think we should come up with a non-violent solution—

The Wolf: I agree, except replace ‘non’ with ‘extremely’, and at the end add ‘blood explosion extraordinaire’.

Orphos: I apologize for saying fuck earlier

Galaxian: You just said it again!

Orphos: ...I am not a role model.

Galaxian: I can see that.

Ishmael: What are all those dead bodies doing here?

The Eagle: Not much.

Ishmael: Perhaps I’ll drink my sorrows away.

Ishmael: *opens a Capri Sun*

Huck: Milo, you are losing a lot of blood and are going to need someone to give you more. What is your blood type?

Milo, actively dying: B...positive...

Huck: I am trying but you are really bleeding a lot

Milo: *stops dying for a second* excuse me what the fuck

Ishmael: Did you know that when you break a bone it will typically heal stronger than it was before?

Bliss: So I should break all my bones over and over again til I become invincible!

Ishmael: P L E A S E D O  N O T

Bliss: *does one push-up* Bliss: I could kill god.