Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32460917-20181230080031

Calidi, barricading the door to Damian's bedroom: Hi Clay, did your… hair… lose weight?

Clay: What’s in the bedroom?

Calidi: Whats a bedroom? Did you get new arms?

Calidi: Why are you so bitchy all the time?

Hester: [pulls out a 50 foot long scroll]

Calidi:

Hester: Reason number one out of two thousand four hundred and-

Micah: Whatever you’ve got planned, I’m gay.

Damian: …

Micah: I meant game. Damn autocorrect.

Damian: Micah, this is a verbal conversation.

Damian: Our can opener is broken.

Micah: So it’s a can’t opener?

Damian: I can’t believe I married you.

Clay: Did Calidi just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Micah: Yeah, he did.

Clay: …and did I do finger guns back?

Micah Yeah, you did.

Calidi: What’s that?

Chan: It’s a knife. It’s like a spoon but angrier

Silverskies: What are all these dead bodies doing here?

Marx: Honestly not much

Oganesson: I know who you are.

Calidi: Yeah I know who I am too, so what?

Delphi: [throws bag of potato chips onto Clay’s desk]

Delphi: Happy birthday, Clay.

Micah: I said ‘chip in’, Delphi, “do you want to ‘chip in’ to buy a gift for Clay”.

Delphi: [mouth full of chips] You know what, that makes more sense.

Damian: No, Micah, don’t drink the coffee, it’s hot!

Micah: You’re hot. [sips drink]

Micah: Okay, no, that burns.

Damian: Clay, would you do me the honor of becoming my brother in law?

Calidi: Did you just propose to him for me?

Damian: Someone had to, Calidi!