Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32273133-20190605221611

Damian:  Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Micah:  the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Damian:  literally all you had to do was say no

Clay:  Just go over there and flirt with him. Say a cheesy pickup line

Micah:  okay

Micah, walking up to Damian:  I like my partners like I like my intrusive thoughts

Damian: ???

Micah:  fucking me over in the middle of the night

Clay:  oh gods

Micah:  gods, you’re such a dick

Damian:  well, you are what you eat

Micah:  what

Damian:  what

Asterodea:  O great Nova, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me

Nova:  the best revenge is letting go and living well

Asterodea:

Asterodea:

Asterodea: Delphi, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me

Delphi:  Stab. Eliminate. Destroy

Teacher:  your kid said a swear word in class

Micah:  I’ll talk to them about it

Micah, to his kid:  what the fuck, dude

Clay:  Descibe Damian in one word

Micah:  Mine

Micah:  we’re out of snacks

Damian:  I am literally right. here.