Mr. Richard

Appearance
He has brown hair, lightly tanned skin, and brown eyes. He's got a few gray hairs. His hair is darkened and plastered to his face due to a layer of honey from his eternal punishment, which has yet to wear off. He also has to hold an umbrella at all times and wear a beekeeper suit, also due to the eternal punishment not quite wearing off yet.

Personality
He's a huuuge buttface. He's an intelligent jerk, so determined to make people upset, especially deities, that he will continue to say mean things to people even after he's realized that he should probably shut up. He's a lover of knowledge and dabbles in many different areas of science in magic purely for that knowledge. He also very much encourages things like genocide and ending the world. He has a way of making complete accidents/mistakes look like things he's planned all along. He's the kind of adult who laughs at children and tells them to give up on their dreams because they're stupid.

Powers
He knows exactly 3 spells: teleportation (The farther the distance, the longer he needs to chant), protective shields (pretty weak), and a spell that temporarily allows him to speak, read, and understand foreign languages (temporary meaning about 10 minutes before he has to redo the spell). He can probably use a spell 4 times before he runs out of magic and gets tired.

Backstory
When he first made an appearance, he was a fancy government person. Might have been a scientist, might have been an army higher up, might have been both. It's unclear. Anyway, he was a stupid idiot who hired a bunch of mages to kidnap Schisto. Naturally, he was stopped and Schisto was returned, mostly in one piece, but not before he made a feeble attempt to bargain with Cleaver and the deities who'd arrived on the scene to give Schisto back in exchange for turning his daughter into a demigod. He once again failed and was captured quickly. Cleaver was convinced by Galaxian to keep him prosoner instead of brutally killing him, but he ended up dying from an allergic reaction to bee stings anyway because he made her really mad.

Later on, he fleed from the underworld after an interrogation from several deities, demigods, and others turned into Granny Mantis giving Runa permission to eat him.

Ever since he's continued to be a buttface sticking his nose where it doesn't belong.

It's also been revealed that when he wass younger, he tried to become a god by trying to steal some powers and memories. He failed at that too.

Relationships
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