Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20190308141311/@comment-32273133-20190312192251

quotes from irl:

“You’re like the Bob Ross of hacking”

“give me the motherfucking cookie”

“If you can’t sing it’s just noise”

“I follow a turnip on twitter”

“Who is Jim Crow?”

“I guess I need to stab harder”

“Why do we measure energy in ergs?!?!”

“Erg one and erg two”

“The idiot that eats a kat-kat—“

“What the actual UUUUGGHHH”

“It’s 8 ball but it hates you so it’s h8 ball”

“Once the bag is secure, you mysteriously disappear and move on to the next neighbourhood”

“Eat your rocks, they’re getting cold!”

“When I was 16 I was in the dmv like ‘let’s get this license boys.’”

“You calling me a manho? At least I get people!”

“It’s not illegal if I don’t get caught.”

“Are you human flavoured?”

“I’m going to kashoot myself.”

“Go look in the trash. You’ll find yourself.”

“That’s how body fluids work”

“He took the thing off the thing and the snake was like ‘yeet let’s go’”

“I don’t condone murder”

“That puppy is not koala-fied to be a koala momma”

“Of course you’re going to jail, you put jelly in your pineapple juice”

“You guys my fake girlfriend just broke up with me on roblox”

“you’re not going to fit through there” “y’all here comes the skinny legend”

“Someone needs to grease her up”

“I will deflate your butt”

“Delete!!” “You can’t delete me!”

“I’m a walking bad example.”

“We got six weeks of winter because of the frickin groundhog.”

“How dare you use your legs to stand up.”

“Give a man a pen and he’s gonna draw a dick”

“I cannot believe I strike fear into the heart of a fourteen year old”

“Your kneecaps are mine!”

“I have the disease called broke-ass-bitch”

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair”

“Yeah because I know how to tie my shoes”

“I’m enjoying making people suffer”