Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32460917-20181221065928

Damian: You getting enough sleep?

Chan: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.

Chan: What was the worst thing you ever did?

Damian: Get drunk.

Chan: What was the best thing you ever did?

Damian: Stay drunk.

Calidi: Fist me

Micah: I- What the fuck

Calidi: [holds out fist for a fist bump]

Micah: Right. That’s what you- Right okay Jesus fucking Chr

Clay: At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

Calidi: Coconut.

Clay: I think we both have different definitions of what a mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

“People are always like ‘are you a morning person or a night person’ and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person.” -Chan

Micah: I wasn’t that drunk!

Xenon: You told me that I was revoked from my father duties because you found a new daddy.

Damian: Joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink.

Micah: My kink is mental, emotional, and financial stability.

Damian: Have you seen my underwear?

Micah: No…

Damian: Do you want to?

Damian: That shirt is great, Cal.

Calidi: Thanks.

Damian: But I bet it would look even better on Clay’s floor.

Clay: Are you hitting on Calidi… for me?