Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32460917-20181015060112

Micah and Damian: [fighting in the kitchen]

Clay: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

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Calidi: [writes “asdfghhjkjssjs ily” on Clay's birthday card.]

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Damian: How many brain cells have you lost since forming the Assassin Squad?

Clay: Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with.

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[Muffled screaming from the next room]

Cable guy: How old's your kid?

Mirai: That's Calidi. He's 20.

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Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Micah: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.

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Damian: Fun Christmas Idea; hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Micah: Mistlefoe.

Clay: Someone's halls are getting DECKED!

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Hester: You're gonna wish you were never born.

Calidi: Oh, I'm way ahead of you.

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Micah: Synchronize your watches.

Calidi: I don’t know how to do that.

Mirai: I don’t wear a watch.

Damian: Time is a social construct.

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Damian, towards Mirai: What’s with this sassy… lost child?

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Clay, hitting his hand on a table: Ow! My armkle!

Calidi: Your what?

Micah: His wrist.

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Micah: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Clay, from a chair: Those are some bold words from a man standing in lava.

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Palyx: You better buckle up and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.

Calidi: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?

Palyx: No--

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Silverskies: Let me see what you have.

Baby Clay: A KNIFE!

Silverskies: NO!

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[On a teacup ride at the amusement park]

Calidi and Clay: [Spinning calmly while talking]

Micah and Damian: [Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

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Clay: What did you guys get for #12?

Micah: I got 18.

Damian: I got 9.5.

Calidi: I got Abraham Lincoln.....for some reason-