Thread:Crowsoul50/@comment-33229352-20191104060346/@comment-33229352-20200101023354

Hey what's up guys, it's me, Ishmael, and today I'm going to be on my phone because this New Year's Eve party is overwhelming and there's a lot of very loud teenage girls who will not leave me alone because I accepted a fortune cookie from them and the fortune said I would find love and they all think it's funny to aggressively flirt with me and I don't want to look awkward standing by myself so I'm typing this right now

(*Michael In The Bathroom intensifies*)