Thread:IceTiger184/@comment-32167936-20171230072336

Bengal: *after hanging out with Grif*

Bengal: One... two... three...

Bengal: *calls back to Grif*

Bengal: I DON’T THINK WE BROUGHT ENOUGH BODY BAGS!

Grif: Strategic dismemberment

Grif: Solves all yo problems

Bengal:

Bengal: Grif have you ever read The Tell-Tale Heart

Bengal: ‘Tis the season to be ticked off, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-screw-you!

Bengal: It doesn’t make you straight if you think Xavier is hot.

Bengal: We all think he’s hot.

Marx: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Bengal: Not until 4.

Bengal: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Basilisk: Just today, you were crying about snakes.

Bengal: They don't have any arms!

Marx: Success is the best revenge.

Bengal: Bull****. Revenge is the best revenge.

Bengal: Okay, I’m going to picture Xavier without his personality.

Bengal: Woah, Xavier might be hot.

Xavier: I can fit the entire world in my hands.

Bengal: That’s impos-

Xavier: *cups Bengal’s face in his hands*

Bengal:

Bengal: Get off of me I have a reputation to keep.

Bengal: Peach… something’s wrong. My stomach feels weird.

Peach: What does it feel like?

Bengal: It feels like thousands of knives are getting thrown around in there.

Peach: Do you feel anything else?

Bengal: Well, it only happens around Xavier. Also, I feel sick around him.

Peach: That’s called love.

Bengal: What is that!?

Peach: It means that you care about someone.

Bengal: …

Peach: Bengal?

Bengal: *screaming*

Marx: I was going to take over the world

Marx: But then I saw something shiny

Silverskies: Grif, why are you rolling around in blood?

Grif: I’m making carnage angels

Everyone: ...

Bengal: *shoving everyone aside*

Bengal: SCOOT OVER, I WANNA MAKE SOME!

Xavier: *kisses Bengal’s cheek*

Bengal: What was that?

Xavier: Affection.

Bengal: Digusting.

Bengal: ...

Bengal: Do it again 