Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20180312142849


 * Who sleeps in the other’s lap?


 * Micah sleeps in Damian’s lap whenever there’s a chance to
 * Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?


 * Damian is constantly reminded by Micah to Put a Fvcking Shirt On
 * Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?


 * Both of them do, and then they end up staying up late together
 * Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?


 * Micah ends up in Damian’s shirts more often than his own
 * If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?


 * Please, robbing museums is for amateurs.
 * Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?


 * (Do I really need to answer this question? I think all of us know.)
 * Which one gives the other their jacket?


 * They trade jackets often, but Damian ends up with Micah’s jacket more often than Micah wears Damian’s
 * How good would your OTP be at parenting?


 * They might have some odd techniques but I guess effective?
 * Most common argument?

“No, I’M the better assassin!”
 * “I’m the better assassin!”
 * What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?


 * Micah loves Damian’s hair and plays with it whenever he can.
 * Damian….well, just check the assassin squad camping spoof
 * Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?


 * Wifey, for Micah by Damian -- no one really knows
 * Who kisses the hardest?


 * Damian
 * Who says I love you first?


 * Micah
 * What would be their theme song?


 * (I do need help here -- I have ideas but idk if it's just because I like the songs)
 * Which one can fall asleep literally anywhere?


 * Damian
 * Which one is most likely to be two hours late to their own event?


 * Damian, fashionably late as always
 * Which one is most likely to pick up broken glass with their bare hands?


 * Micah
 * “Look it's nbd I'm not gonna cut myself”
 * “You said that last time and then I had to take you to the ER and get stitches”
 * Which one is most likely to go into panic?


 * Micah
 * Which one is most likely to talk in their sleep?


 * Micah already does, during nightmares
 * Which one is the most loyal?


 * Micah, as per Hester's training -- you earn his trust, you earn his loyalty.
 * Which one is most likely to be a traitor?


 * Hnng
 * Which one is most likely to kill?


 * They're both assassins
 * Which one is against killing?


 * See above
 * Which one would host a party?


 * Damian probably
 * Which one would crash a party?


 * Damian, definitely
 * Which one is a light sleeper?


 * Micah
 * Which one is a heavy sleeper?

if you have any other questions, comments, or want to make corrections, go ahead 
 * Damian, even when he's not drunk.