Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20190914153918/@comment-32273133-20200114153735

[KGA days]

Jason:  you need to apologise, be a man

Micah:  I don’t want to be a man, I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on others instead.

Jason:  well, you’re doing a fantastic job.

~

Damian:  I told you to dress formally

Micah:  I did.

Micah:  This shirt has no holes, the sleeves aren’t too short, and I’m not visibly armed.

~

Enten:  dirt

Anty:  Mm, tasty.

Kinsix:  the “d” stands for “do not eat this please”

Rannix:  and the “irt” stands for “it’s really tasty.”

~

Haru:  if Kirby absorbed you, what power would he get

Micah:  rage

Clay:  anxiety

Damian:  sexy

~

Interviewer:  so how would you describe yourself?

The Masked Assassin:  verbally, but I’ve also prepared an interpretive dance.

~

Bex:  bad news—Asa locked our keys out of the building.

Bex:  good news—we didn’t have to wait for a locksmith

Bex:  bad news—Asa and Alamore find it disturbing that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I learned how to do it to pick up cute girls

Bex:  good news—a cute girl saw

Bex:  bad news—it was Kanon, and since she’s seen me fall out of several trees, pass out in front of her, and knows how much I would die for cats, she’ll never think I’m cool.