Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20190914153918/@comment-32273133-20191006161258

Xavier: some people are like slinkies

Phoebe: elaborate

Xavier: they’re relatively useless but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs

Phoebe:

Phoebe: please don’t push Percy down the stairs

Xavier: you cant stop me

~

Micah: What are you doing?

Damian, standing on the chair: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Micah:

Damian:

Micah: Where's the spider?

Damian: Under the table.

~

Clay: I'm so happy I could kiss you!

Calidi: *nervous gay silence*

Calidi: Uh...neat.

[later]

Calidi: *lying face down on his bed*

Calidi: I said "neat," Damian. Who the heck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm stupid.

Damian: *idly turns page*

Damian: Don't beat yourself up too much, Cali. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Micah confessed to me?

Calidi: Didn't you thank him?

Damian: *closes book and stares at the ceiling*

Damian: I thanked him.

~

Damian, throwing his head into Micah's lap and looking up: Wifey, tell me I'm pretty.

Micah, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

~

Clay: What if we inverted our initials? Tay Clambien.

Micah: Jicah Makarta.

Damian: Damian Diamond...

Damian: This is a stupid game anyway.

~

Kidnapper: We have her.

Orphos: Have who?

Kidnapper: Bliss.

Orphos: …Oh.

Kidnapper: Oh?

Orphos: You don’t have her. She has you. Good luck.