Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20190308141311/@comment-32273133-20190314132455

I’ve noticed that laughing really hard and crying really hard for an extended period of time give you the same exhausted, relaxed feeling when you’re done; +if you’ve done both in 24 hours you’re extra tired

reblog if Hozier is jesus

Open letter to my dog,

Sir, you are a lab dog, not a lap dog. Stop sitting on me when I sit down to pet you. I can reach you just fine

Sincerely,

Your Semi-squished human brother