Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32460917-20181225021036

Micah: [reading Calidi’s note to everyone] I think my betta fish could kick your betta fish’s ass. Not because your betta fish is a girl though, I’m not sexist, my fish is just really fucking mad all the time.

Micah How do I even respond to this?

Calidi: [bursting into the room] Those were meant to be private!

Calidi: Wow, Clay, a present? But I didn’t get you anything. I’ll make it up to you, I swear.

Clay: Cali, it’s your birthday.

Calidi: Still.

Chan: We are helping Xavier write his vows, but he kicked us out because Damian kept making inappropriate suggestions.

Damian: How is “Silverskies, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

Chan: The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole ocean and eternal life for a human man is propaganda.

Natalio: Yo, have you SEEN the terrifying shit the deep sea’s got?

Chan: You ever get a text from a man at 2 AM?

Clay: I don’t think you should drink any more coffee.

Micah: Coffee cures depression.

Clay: I don’t think it works that way…

Micah: More espresso, less depresso.

Micah: Why my hand shaky.

Delphi: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.

Micah: This is so ominous, thank you.

Micah: My sexuality doesn’t define me.

Clay: Hey, how are you?

Micah: Gay.

“I’ll carve our initials into a tree on our first date because it’s the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife.” -Micah

Chan: How drunk are you?

Damian: Several.

Clay: Bitch

Hester: Blocked.

Clay: Wait unblock me I have something important to say

Hester: Unblocked.

Clay: Bitch

Delphi: What are we gonna do?

Damian: What are you so worried about? You’re so small they probably won’t even see you.

Delphi: Is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Damian: Delphi, it is never not the time because, just like you, life is short.

Hester: Do you want to know how I really hurt my wrist?

Clay: Yes.

Hester: I was hoola hooping. I attended a class for fitness and for fun.

Clay: Oh my god.

Hester: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Clay: Why are you telling me this?

Hester: Because no one will ever believe you.

Clay: You sick son of a bitch.

Micah: Maybe it’s time that I stop being so angry.

Midori: But what would you do with all your free time?

Clay: Come on, okay? You’re beautiful; you have nothing to be insecure about.

Micah: That is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that shit down.

Delphi: [gets mad and starts yelling]

Enten: I didn’t know so much rage could fit in such a small creature.

Enten, picking up Delphi’s spear: A heroes weapon… sized to your tiny proportions…

Delphi: >:C