Thread:GalaxE/@comment-36159587-20191107004319/@comment-36159587-20191205001724

Me, to a friend: "Hi. I came by to tell you that our friendship is like a year-long cookie." (We've been friends for a year.) "It doesn't crumble easily and it's not a lie." (The cake is a lie.)

Friend: "...Thanks???"

-Galaxian-