Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32460917-20190223095849

Micah: I know it’s not a ‘contest’, but I just smashed my ankle bone against the corner of the open dishwasher harder than any of you EVER have.

Percy: I hate kids who scream in public.

Percy: You don’t have any real problems. It should be me screaming.