Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32273133-20190911213514

Clay, opening the bedroom door to find Damian sitting in a chair reading and Micah snoring on the bed fully clothed but handcuffed to the headboard: am i interrupting something Damian, turning a page nonchalantly: he wouldn’t go to sleep so I made him - Damian: You look dead Micah: What do you mean I look gay? Damian: I said dead. Micah: Dead, gay, same thing, I'm both. - [pre-Incident years] Clay: What do you do when you’re angry? Micah: Train. Clay: Okay, what about when you’re sad? Micah: Train. Clay: Happy? Micah: Train. Clay: So every feeling you have makes you want to train? Micah: I don't know if it's so much cause and effect. I do a lot of training. The feelings come and go. - Hanoi: So here’s the tea. Singularity: For the last time, it’s called a “mission report”. Hanoi: Do you want the tea or not? - Micah: I finally got my average resting heart rate down to 65 beats per minute. Micah: Only 65 more to go. - Cyrus: I have a vague memory that I woke you up around three. Korin: Actually it was ten to four. Cyrus: Did I say why? Korin: You wanted to sacrifice a virgin. - Micah: Do you guys think I have anger issues? Delphi: Well, I wouldn’t call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix. - Micah: [Gets a paper cut] Damian, clenching his fists: Hasn’t he fucking been through enough? - Damian: Look, I know Micah can be aggravating, but you have to remember he's not doing it on purpose. It's just how he is. But he's also loyal and trustworthy, and we have fun together. Haru: You know you're describing a dog. Damian: He DID bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating. Shuji: Yeah, they hate that. - Damian: Who would win in a fight between Clay and Micah? Calidi: I can't answer that, Clay is my boyfriend! Damian: So, Micah? Calidi: Yeah. - Delphi, holding a fire extinguisher: … Micah, covered in soot: … Delphi: So. What did we learn today? Micah, looking down: That you can’t fight fire with fire. - Clay: Damian, What’s this? Damian: it’s my to-do list Clay: Oh, that’s great! I’m so glad you’re starting to be more— Clay: .... Clay: this just says “Micah” - Damian: Micah, your turn, truth or dare? Micah: Truth. Damian: I dare you to kiss me. Micah: *grabs him by the neck and leans in* Haru: He didn't even pick dare - Micah: Can someone airdrop me like,,a will to live Damian: ...love we talked about this- - Damian: [Pretends to stretch his arm] Damian: [Puts his arm around Micah] Calidi: [Watches Micah] Calidi: [Looks at Clay next to him] Calidi: [Pretends to stretch his arm] Calidi: [Hits Clay in the face with his elbow]