Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32273133-20190903193109

Clay: *sighs* I wish I could wear hoodies all the time

Calidi: why don’t you?

Clay: well, for one thing, summer

Micah, sweating in his darkest hoodie while gasping for breath: w e a k

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Calidi: come on Clay, I wasn’t that sleepy.

Clay: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Calidi (tearing up): that’s because you are

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Clay: hey, whats up with Damian? he's been laying on the floor for like 15 minutes

Calidi: he's just a little overwhelmed

Clay: why?

Calidi: Micah giggled

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Damian: truth or dare

Micah: truth

Damian: how many hours have you slept this week

Micah: dare

Damian: go to sleep

Micah: I don’t like this game

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Damian, about Micah: He knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.

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Kanon: Would you rather stab Percy or-

Runa: Percy.

Kanon: I didn’t even say the other option.

Runa: I didn’t need to hear it.

Percy:

Percy: I’m feeling a little unsafe.

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Trin: Hey bro?

Bex: Yeah bro?

Trin: Can you pass me that pamphlet?

Bex: Brochure.

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Trin:  you’re....um—

Percy:  Intimidating? Charming? Good-looking?

Trin:  on fire

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Damian: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face.

Micah: What?

Damian: You’re smiling. I didn’t know you could do that.

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Damian: This is my ex-boyfriend, Micah Jakarta

Micah: You've got to stop introducing me like that.

Micah: I'm his husband.

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Calidi, to Micah: I just wanted to make sure you were okay, 'cause you are sharpening that knife very intensely.

Clay: There are three ways to argue: words, proof—

Micah: Knife.

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MJ: I heard you hired Micah as your secretary.

Damian: I did.

MJ: Was he good at making coffee?

Damian: Very good.

MJ: Was he efficient at filing?

Damian: Very efficient.

MJ: Was he fast at putting on his clothes?

Damian: Very fast.

MJ:

Xavier:

Haru:

Shuji:

Micah:

The rest of the Fireon Crew:

Damian: I can explain.