User blog:StarryTheZodiacQueen/Starry's Characters Incorrect Quotes (Thanks for the idea, Necro!)

(Thank you, Necro, for the inspiration, and Pinterest for the quotes)

Pisces: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave. Taurus: Believe me, I’ve thought about it.

Leo: It’s really muggy out today. Aries: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you. Leo: *sips coffee from bowl*

Libra: Hey, excuse me, I can cook! Virgo: Offering people gum is not cooking.

Cancer: Wait, you’d take a bullet for me? Gemini: I would do anything for you Gemini: Except eat a cucumber, those are freaking nasty

Aquarius: Everything is OK! Aquarius: *explosion heard in background* Aquarius: That wasn’t me!

Scorpio: I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on these things Aries: That’s because you’re too short

Scorpio: There is no such thing as a stupid question Sagittarius: What’s in mango salsa Scorpio: I stand corrected

Ghost: Hello, people who do not live here. Citrus: Hey. Lilac: Hi. Spring: Hello. Rose: Hey! Ghost: I gave you the key for emergencies! ​​​​​​​ Aqua: We were out of doritos