Thread:IceTiger184/@comment-32273133-20180307000505/@comment-32167936-20180310041657

“That selfie made me look like damn high whale”

“YOU GUYS SUCK AT TETRIS”

((The teacher said this after she saw someone praying before a hard quiz)) “Joseph, Jesus can’t save you now, buddy”

((Two students were fighting and one threatened to squirt the other with her water bottle and another student yelled this at them)) “YOU TWO NEED JESUS”

((My math teacher said this)) “Meme, Median, and Mode. Wait no I meant Mean. First person who gives me an idea for an activity about memes and Mean gets extra credit.”

Person 1: Who’s the smartest person in the room?

Person 2: I am

Me: wHY DO YOU ASSUME YOU’RE THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM- and nobody gets that reference now I’m sad

Someone: Teacher you look sad

Someone 2: No she doesn’t look sad you look sad

Someone: I AM sad

Me: This class’s intelligence is sad

“The Sun is a triangle”

Somebody: Is Black Panther a real movie?

Class: No

Me: yES IT IS YOU F- BLITHERING IDIOTIC JERKS AND IT’S AMAZING

“oH MY GOSH I LOOK LIKE A HOUSEWIFE WHEN I WEAR MY APRON! I’M CHANGING MY NAME TO NANCY SUE :DDDDDD” ((A dude said this.))

“SNOKE IS DARTH PLAGUEIS FIGHT ME”

Me, to our English substitute: Wow you’re good at drawing

Sub: Thanks, do you like to draw?

Me: Sometimes, but I’m more of a writer.

Sub: My pro-tip for writing is to write, write, write!

Me: Ha, already on it. I write like I’m running out of time.

Girl: hOW DO YOU WRITE LIKE TOMORROW WON’T ARRIVE?

Me: HOW DO YOU WRITE LIKE YOU NEED IT TO SURVIVE?

Girl & I: HOW DO YOU WRITE EVERY SECOND YOU’RE ALIVE?

Sub: *confusion*

“Blue’s Clues is the best thing EVER”

((Context: The current unit is about the Texas ranching industry in the 1800’s, with cowboys and cattle drives and stuff))

Student: What’s the test on?

Teacher: World War II.