Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32273133-20190826200735

Damian:   where do you want to be in five years?

Micah, under his breath:  hopefully in your bed

Damian:  what was that?

Micah: I SAID I DESERVE TO BE DEAD

Micah, yelling across the room:Jakarta!

Damian:Diamondback!

Micah:JAKARTA.

Damian:DIAMONDBACK!

Micah:JAKARTA!!

Damian:DIAMONDBACK!!!

Calidi:wait, why are they shouting their own last name?

Clay, without looking up from his book:they’re fighting over which one to use when they get married.

Damian: We think you have PTSD.

Micah: Yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick.

Clay: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

Micah: I don’t think you understand how funny what I just said was.

Damian: What’s your blood type?

Micah: How would I know?

Damian: How would you not?

Micah: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Damian: You don’t know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?

Bex: The only thing remotely hetero about me is my heterochromia.

Clay: hey Cali?

Calidi: yeah?

Clay: *hesitating* what’s with that pocket on your shirt?

Calidi: oh, it’s just Damian. *opens pocket* Say hi Damian.

Damian in snake form: *hisses*

Damian *waking up on the floor*: Can I ask you a question?

Micah: Yeah

Damian: Why are we laying on the floor?

Micah: I punched you so hard I knocked you unconscious so I lied next to you so everyone would think we’re just chillin' instead of me getting yelled at

Damian: this is the worst day ever

Haru: because you got killed?

Damian: no, because it's a little humid outside YES BECAUSE I GOT FUCKING KILLED