User blog:DragonMind/A Drarivern Easter

''This is also kinda a voice audition for Mari and Wyvern! I kinda want to make an animated Drarivern series (in a separate universe, because copyright) So. . . yeah! XD Let me know if you're interested in voicing either of the two (I've already got a friend voicing Drago, sorry m'dudes) and I can give you my email address.''

A Drarivern Easter
DRAGO: OH MY GOSH IT'S EASTER!!
 * wakes up*
 * Drago races into the living room*

MARI: What's the big deal?

WYVERN: Yeah, it's just some deranged Furry that breaks into your house and leaves sugary poison.

DRAGO:
 * turns, randomly wearing a red cat fursuit* Ugh, as a Furry, that's just inaccurate! Furries aren't deranged, they're - *looks outside* Okay, that one's a little meh.

MARI: Oh, DON'T tell me you actually believe in that hooey.

WYVERN:
 * shrugs* What?

MARI: The Easter Bunny? Really.

WYVERN: Well, what's there not to believe? Furries are just as real as you or me!

DRAGO: 'Ello? Furry over here?

MARI:
 * pinches the bridge of her nose* [sigh] Okay, look. Furries aren't the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny isn't real! The Easter Bunny is some supermarket money-grabbing gag portrayed by Furries for hire to lure children into different stores and junk just to make their parents feel bad, and then they're pressured into buying stuff. *slaps hands together* Boom. Easter. (In the middle of her sister's rant, Drago took off her head, and Wyvern gives her an unamuzed glance. She then rolls her eyes at Mari.)

WYVERN: Dude, I've seen too many instances where there have been Easter Bunny sightings. It's plain that it's just a poorly made fursuit.

MARI: Pbfft. Oh, yeah. where? On the internet?

WYVERN:
 * swiping on her phone* And these pictures are pretty crappy, too. They advertise these great cell phone cameras, and the selfies are always so perfect. But when it ACTUALLY matters, the pictures are literal garbage!

MARI: That's because it's a HOAX!

WYVERN: Furry!

MARI: Hoax!

<p style="text-align:center;">DRAGO:
 * singsongy* Draaamaaa~ [sigh]