Thread:PhoenixOfAshAndDust/@comment-39632033-20191119145635/@comment-39632033-20191201010904

Obli tells this long story about getting drunk and losing a bet to a fellow drunk in a chiffon skirt, being made to dress like a cow in a field of cows, being rayed up into a UFO by the stereotypical green alien, sacrificing the costume to jam a light barrier, slicing through a thousand of the little alien men, meeting Jabba the Hutt, working for Jabba as a hit man for a few days, buying their way back to Forengard, and killing his last bounty; the drunk who caused it all.