Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457

(Note- some of these people you don't know yet but you will soon....ish)

Clay: will this make me a bad person?

Sappho: Clay, there is not a force in history that could make you a bad person

Damian: why is my underwear in the freezer

Micah:  you said “this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you

Damian: this explains so much

Damian:  sit up straight

Micah:  I can't I'm gay

Damian: *drops his sword* oh no *bends over to pick it up and drops it again* oh no im so clumsy :)

Delphi:  are we gonna fight or what

Clay:  I heard a crashing noise, is everything okay?

Micah:  my shirt fell

Clay:  that sounded a lot heavier than a shirt

Micah:  I was in it

Hanoi: When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends. Clay: What? Hanoi: Your leg. It ends. Korin: I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong. Hanoi: Are you saying your leg doesn’t end? Micah: I mean…at some point our legs end- Hanoi: Then what’s the problem?

Micah: Sorry, lost my cool for a second. Midori: Can’t lose something you never had.

Ches: "Knowledge" is knowing at a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad. Clay: That was deep. Aziza: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie Clay: That was deeper Sappho: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie, you damn nasties.

Micah: Why are you eating a rolled up tortilla Damian: It's an air burrito

Micah:  hhhhhh I'm a little ball of stress

Damian:  no you're not

Damian:  you're my little ball of stress

Micah:

Damian:  there's a difference

Clay:  I don't know but this feels very dangerous. I have a bad feeling about this. Something is going to go wrong

Damian:  and this is different from the other times how….

Damian:  *hugs Micah*

Micah:  noooooo not physical contact

Damian:  *hugs harder* shut up you’re fine

Micah:  nooooo

Micah:  Okay. Stay calm, stay calm.

Clay:  I am calm

Micah: I’m talking to myself

Micah:  Xenon’s missing, can you find him?

Enten:  What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Micah:  ….do you?

Enten:  ….yeah, hang on

Micah:  how could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?

Damian:  it didn’t take me the whole day

Damian:  have you ever noticed that Z is just a sideways N?

Micah:  shut the fuck up and go to sleep

Damian:  Zo

Clay: [puts his feet on the table] hey, I heard you like bad boys.

Calidi:  not….really?

Clay:  [puts feet on the floor] oh, thank the gods, that felt horrible.

Delphi:  Enten put salt instead of sugar in my coffee again.

Delphi:  but I'm still drinking it because I cannot let him win.

Delphi, to Enten: Come here a sec, you've got some dirt on your forehead. To Enten still: I'm sorry, it's just the sign of the devil, my mistake

Damian: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor! Damian: Haha, just kidding. I've killed a person before. Damian: My bad. I've killed multiple people before

Micah:  how would you like it if I interfered in your personal life?

Damian: I'd hate it. Which is why I, cleverly, have no personal life.

Damian: When we all die, I'm going to get Clay's ghost to teach me how to play the banjo so I can annoy the fuck out of your ghost.

Dominic: My ghost will hire Jacqueline’s ghost to kick your ass.

Jacqueline: My ghost wouldn't associate with your ghost.

Cyrus: ….and I jumped off the roof unscathed!

Korin:  you’re bleeding from so many places

Cyrus:  I’m a little bit scathed.

Delphi: I’m offended that you think I would freak out

Micah: you’re checking your pulse as we speak

Clay: You break Micah's heart, I break your neck

Damian: ….sounds fair

Micah: Ugh, you’re so honest. Who raised you?

Clay:....

Micah: that—it was me. I did.

Damian: do you like my new suit?

Micah: not as much as I like what's underneath it

Damian: *grins* what are you trying to say?

Micah: I need your chair. Get up.

Clay: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you'll be fined

Damian: heck

Clay: you're on thin fucking ice

Clay: Oh no-

Micah:  *phone rings*

Clay, teasing: aww, is that your boyfriend?

Micah:  nope. it's yours. hey Calidi, what's up?

Clay:

Clay: did you just-

Delphi: Good morning everyone! Clay: Good morning Micah: Good morning Damian: Good morning

Calidi: Good morning Delphi: You all sound like robots. Spice it up a little! Enten, leaping into the room: MORNIN' MOTHERFUCKERS

Damian: anyone under 5’7 can’t be talking about fighting anyone.

Damian: Like, What are you gonna do, headbutt someone someone in the chest?

Delphi, hefting her spear: say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole 