Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32460917-20181221065306

Dominic: How are you?

Damian: I am so close to sleeping with Micah I can taste them.

Dominic: …this is why we don’t talk.

Clay: [is upset]

Calidi: Hey, you know, if spiders had a complex social structure like us and they viewed humans as gods and each one of us had a religion that groups of spiders group into, you know what that would mean? It would mean that there is a group of spiders out there who are rooting for you.

Clay: Thank? You?

Damian: Bards are just mages who don’t shut up.

Damian: Rogues are just slutty knights.

Calidi: What about alchemists?

Damian: Chefs without boundaries.

Jacqueline: Who’s that?

Calidi: Clay sending me selfies of them on their pjs.

Jacqueline: Oh my God, what did you say?

Calidi: “It’s 4 PM and you’re still in your pjs???”

Jacqueline: Useless. You are useless.

Damian: [lays across table seductively]

Damian: Hey- [table breaks]

Micah: [trips and falls down]

Damian: It’s cute how you’re falling for me.

Micah: We’re married, Damian.

Damian: Still.