Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32460917-20190220114755

Clay, showing Calidi how to use his phone: Okay, first of all, go to the app store.

Calidi: [gets up]

Clay: Wait, where are you going?

Calidi: You said go to the app store. Is it far?

Calidi: Hey guys- Why are you all standing on chairs? Are you playing a game?

Micah: Yeah, we’re playing “we saw a big ass spider and don’t know where the fuck it went”

Calidi: [scrambles into chair]

Silverskies: Orphos, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?

Orphos: I’m just helping the kids.

Silverskies: How is you drinking helping the kids?

Orphos: Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.

Clay: I’ve prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore

Micah: Which I will

Enten: If you were to die what would your last words be?

Micah: Finally.

Enten: No.