Thread:Crowsoul50/@comment-33229352-20190304041126/@comment-33229352-20190820033308

Consider: Occasionally, when Orphos gets blackout drunk, he makes cursed slideshows like he's some kind of crappy motivational speaker and then presents them to anyone who will listen

Orphos, Big Drunk, standing in front of an incredibly in-depth PowerPoint slideshow: -so what I'm getting at is that if we kill all the sea turtles, we can use plastic straws again because there won't be any turtles left to be harmed by them. Badabing badaboom. Problem solved!

Everyone else at the bar: