Thread:VineyTheVine/@comment-34182043-20190527141113/@comment-34182043-20190527151119

Pumpkin Murderer gasped in offense. "I would never!" They said, hugging the half-gutted vegetable to their chest. "We're from the Vegetable Lovers Association, and we're imparting this pumpkin with the gift of life!" As proof, they gestured towards the various other pumpkins, most carved with smiles and a few with scowls, and yet fewer with despondent expressions.

One of the pumpkins, a perfectly round one with glowing eyes and as innocent a grin as pumpkins can have, hopped over to Specter with all the energies of a lost puppy.