Thread:Cleverfighting/@comment-31774682-20190520155311/@comment-31774682-20190529100506

So incompetent snake guy would be the god of The End, childhood, and literally everything to do with snakes except for the creatures themselves. He's like the boogeyman, monster under your bed and in the closet, the dark, all those kindergarten romances/crushes, nursery rhymes meant to scare kids into behaving, timeout, the dreaded "I'm going to count to ten!" and staying up past your bedtime. He's all of that and more.

People think he's two different deities, one for The End, and the other for childhood. People thing the snake is the symbol for the end version of him. No one actually knows of the third thing he has control over.

There's a fairly large cult worshipping The End version of him in hopes that he'll bring about the apocalypse and the end of the world, and the childhood version of him is rarely worshipped and almost no one's heard of him.

There is one story where supposedly this evil he takes children who stay up until 1:07 am away to eat but in the story he's some kind of evil spirit, not a god. What he really does is he comes to lecture them on bedtimes and getting enough sleep and promises toys if they go to bed when told for an entire week and freaks out and worries if it's an actual medical or other problem keeping them from sleeping.

He's also weirdly tall and super self conscious about it.