Thread:Crowsoul50/@comment-33229352-20190304041126/@comment-33229352-20191016035708

Me: *bites my nails down to the quick*

Me, 20 minutes later: Oh! What strange Misfortune hath befallen me, to cause mine fingertips to ache so? What entities that may reign in the heavens have taken offense to an unintentional act of folly of mine, and deigned to bequeath me with this ill? Shall I perish, never knowing the answer to my queries? What a cruel and merciless world we live in!