Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32273133-20190715225525

Xenon: You can’t spell cat without a

Enten: Without a what

Xenon: Without a

Enten: Without a WHAT

Calidi:I'm sad.

Clay, extending his arms:I have emotional cables on me. I can boost you. You just need to attach them like so...

Calidi:But this is just a hug.

Clay:Is it working?

Calidi:... Yeah.

Kanon: What time is it?

Bex: I don’t know, pass me the saxophone we’ll find out

Bex: [blows the saxophone loudly]

Percy, screaming from the other room: wHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING SAXOPHONE SO LOUDLY AT 2AM??

Bex: It’s 2am

Calidi: Always stay positive!

Calidi: [falls down a flight of stairs]

Calidi: Woah, I got down those stairs fast!

Damian: Hey Micah

Damian: Do you think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally do it one day and go “yoooooooo”

Micah:

Micah: It’s 3am Damian please

Calidi: Can you help me? I lost my husband!

Someone: Well, what’s he look like?

Calidi [tearing up]: Adorable

Clay [tired]: I need to recharge.

Calidi: [smiles at Clay as he walks past]

Clay: 15%

[At lunch]

Calidi: [laughing]

Clay: 70%

Calidi: [laughs harder]

Clay: 100%

[After lunch]

Clay: Thanks Cali

Calidi, confused: ?

Damian: I was thinking like an autumn wedding… not too cold not too hot, you know?

Micah: … But we aren’t engaged

Damian:

Damian: So THATS what I forgot to do yesterday

Percy: I bet you can’t make a sentence without using the letter A

Spencer: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon

Percy: Fuck

Calidi: Why are Damian and Micah sitting with their backs to eachother?

Clay: they had a fight

Calidi: then why are they still holding hands?

Clay: they get sad when they fight

Bex: guys, there’s a cockroach in the living room.

Percy: [walks in]

Bex: oh no, it followed me here.

Bex: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% beauty

Percy: That’s 200%

Bex: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

Bex: What happened to you?!

Percy: I was admiring myself in the bathroom mirror when someone snuck up behind me and hit the back of my head! I hit my eye right on the counter!

Kanon: Wait, how could someone sneak up on you while you were looking into a mirror?

Percy: I was too distracted by my beautiful face!

Cyrus: I wish I could block people in real life.

Clay: A restraining order.

Micah: Murder.

Damian: i know everything about you

Micah: oh yeah? what am i allergic to?

Damian: the full spectrum of human emotion

Micah: New year, new me.

Micah: Just kidding. I’m going to be emotionally unstable forever.

Damian: I love you bitch

Damian: I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin’ you

Damian: Bitchhhhhh

Micah: Damian it’s 3 AM

Hanoi: *points sword* you wanna die today motha fucker?!

Micah: kinda yeah

Hanoi:

Hanoi: …shit fam, you alright?