Thread:YingHe/@comment-36159587-20190428223246/@comment-33229352-20191018235455

Ishmael: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy and my heart has been severely damaged.

Ishmael, looking directly at the camera: So dad, if you’re out there—

Galaxian: Truth or dare?

Ishmael: Truth.

Galaxian: How many hours have you slept this week?

Ishmael:

Ishmael: Dare.

Galaxian: I dare you to go to sleep.

Ishmael: I don’t like this game.

Orphos: Listen, I really need you to relax—

Bliss, slamming her hand on a table: HOW CAN SOMETHING BE “BIRTHDAY CAKE” FLAVORED IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR???