User blog comment:StarryTheZodiacQueen/Starry's Characters Incorrect Quotes (Thanks for the idea, Necro!)/@comment-35039991-20180428171222

I have an urge to do something....

Cancer: What’s wrong? Sagittarius: When Paul Walker goes to Vin Diesel’s house party in Fast and Furious 1, they’re playing “I Got Hoes” by Ludacris on the stereo. But in 2 Fast 2 Furious, Ludacris appears as street racer Tej Parker. So in the Fast and Furious universe, who sang “I Got Hoes”? Was it Tej? Was it Ludacris? Does Ludacris exist? And if not, what happened to the hoes? Who got them now? Are the hoes okay? Cancer: … Sagittarius: I mean, nothing’s wrong.

Cancer: Have you been yelled at by Capricorn yet? Virgo: I’m not scared of them. Cancer: Mhm, so that’s a no.

Aries: I’m the kind of person who likes to think things through. Capricorn: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

Aquarius: I just had the weirdest thought. Gemini: Okay, go on… Aquarius: If you are a security guard at Samsung, does that make you guardian of the galaxies? Pisces: Oh my god… Aquarius, Gemini, and Pisces: *Contemplate life in a corner*

Sorry, I had to...