Thread:YingHe/@comment-36159587-20190428223246/@comment-36159587-20190915001303

Aristophanes: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Baldr: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

Firas: They’re called connotations.

Aeorius: Try this one on for size: “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” or “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Benigno: (*marches in*) Great news! Language is now banned.