Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32460917-20190224050500

Damian loves his aggressively gay boyfriend

Calidi: I may be short but that doesn’t mean I’m innocent!

Calidi: [aggressively tries to open a Capri-sun]

Clay:

Clay: Do you want me to help?

Calidi, voice cracking: yes please

Sappho: So basically you say ‘wig’ when someone says something super epic or cool

Clay: Oh I see

[later]

Calidi: I’ve been meaning to say this for a while now but... I love you

Clay: wig

Damian: Who are you fucking?

Micah: I’m fucking tired, that’s who.

Clay: Language, Micah.

Micah: English.

Clay, about Damian: That man is a bi disaster.

Calidi: As in bisexual?

Clay: No, as in bilingual.

Clay: But I guess that applies to him too—

Micah: Dang, you look hot wearing that.

Damian: Don’t be jealous Micah. You’re plenty hot too.

Micah: I’m not being jealous, I’m being gay.