Thread:ThisIsXenon/@comment-32273133-20181014201457/@comment-32273133-20181021231148

I LOVE THESE SO MUCH AND I HAVE MORE

Sappho: wait, are you from Earth?

Midori: no, I'm from Milwaukee

Sappho: That's on earth, dipshit

Clay, with a knife to Korin's throat: Okay, I'm only gonna ask this once. Where is Delphi?

Korin: I'll do you one better--who is Delphi?

Hanoi: I'll do you one better--why is Delphi?

Midori: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid

Bex: Darius Tovio Midori

Hanoi: So, what's it like being friends with Midori?

Xerxes: Well, once someone asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at them, and he brought them a glass full of ice and said "wait."

Micah to Damian: even though these are all my friends, they can still be very dangerous if you say the wrong thing, so necessary precautions must be taken

Micah, blaring an air horn at Midori: Get fucked!

Damian: How's your headache?

Micah: it comes and goes

Bex: [walks into the room]

Micah: oh look, it's back

Calidi: when you said 'magical in bed' this wasn't exactly what I was expecting—

Clay, holding up eight of hearts: is this your card?

Calidi, softly: holy shit